Thank God. I do not want to be some nasty 90 year old.
It’s probs because something designed for right handed people will eventually kill us.
Whatever, on average, left handed people are more beautiful, smart, independent, wealthy, creative, leadership, prosperous, attractive, successful, intelligent, and beautiful than right handed people.
No it’s because you do everything left-handed, which eventually puts more stress on your heart than a right-handed person would endure. Just like sleeping on your left side will kill you faster because of the extra weight pressing on your heart while you sleep.
I mean I don’t know the terminology but it makes sense and it’s on Tumblr so you have to believe it.
As a leftpaw I felt the need to put some pimpin’ in this conversation (what is my obsession with the word “Pimp” about? More on that later)
Entyway, the person above is actually right. Not only are lefties more prone to have accidents due to right-aligned tools, cars, appliances, etc, but left-handed folks are also more prone to having learning disabilities, stutters, depression, alcoholism, & we’re even more likely to be gay… ahem.
IDK about the appearance shit (which apparently was so important to mynamekyle that they had to mention it 18 fucking times) but we are scientifically proven to have above-average intelligence & dominate art fields because we tend to think with the right side of our brain.
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