Things that makes me sad

I almost killed my lovely iPhone today tryna charge it without paying attention to what I was doing. See, my dumb ass didn’t notice that the wide end of my charger had fallen into something sticky sometime between last night & today when I got home, so even though it was resisting, I jammed it in twice. TWICE. & didn’t notice anything amiss until the green charging screen didn’t come up.

Long story short, 45 minutes, a dozen q-tips & countless expletives later, my beloved is working normally again. Because I was too lazy to reach down to plug a clean charger into the wall I just stuck it in my computer, which led to a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH that the damn thing hasn’t recovered from yet.

So, I guess it’s time to get another one unless big face can be saved by a RAM increase. Aside from poorness, the pompous dickheadededness of Steve jobs kept me from buying a Mac. Now that he’s dead, I might be able to stomach walking into the apple store long enough to grab a MacBook. I need one for work anyway.

Goddamn blue screen.