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jorgieboy:
Never gets old. xD
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funnyordie:
Don Cheadle is Captain Planet
Don Cheadle is the obvious choice to play Captain Planet in the movie version of the popular cartoon.
omfg!!! i’ll turn you into a fucking tree lmao
I’m sick about this shit.
OH, THE BLOOD OF JESUS. ::dead::
The Ain’t Shitness level of my dash is epic.
oh lord....
the thing about grammar nazis is this
nignoramus:
a nigga could be typin some real nigga shit like a dream he had about his dead moms being alive & involved in his present life like she never left…..
and these niggas & nigettes with there proper usage of nouns and thesauruses will immediatley red dot scope in on the won mistake like a pack of wild dogs on an injured baby deer.
fall the fuck back nigga cuz using you`re...
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RT @YagirlATH: A stack a month is actually 26k a...
geekscoutcookies:
dumbesttweets:
Math is hard.
I don’t like you.
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Weekend update:
Found a potential baby-mama at work. We work opposite shifts. That doesn’t stop me from seizing every opportunity to grab eye contact & make it known that I’m easy & willing.
Shame? What’s that?
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if you are a male 5'8 and under i literally cannot...
affectionateanarchy:
nignoramus:
tootrillbrah:
i will listen to you
i will respond to you as i would anyone else
but i will not take you seriously as a person
i will never take you seriously
if you’re a female 5`8 & over ill assume that you have a dick.
all damn day
5’9.
And it’s bigger than yours.
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Patra reminds me that I really have NO FUCKING...
affectionateanarchy:
str8nochaser:
http://missjia.com/remember-patra-well-aint-a-damn-thing-changed.html
Sunny, would you like to do the honors?
*CRACKS KNUCKLES*
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If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.
– Zora Neale Hurston (via funkchunk)
POWERFUL QUOTE.
(via she-hulk-smash)
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Those black friends who think all...
affectionateanarchy:
Hmmh,
Woman Tried To Assault Girlfriend With Sex Toy
AUGUST 16—A Florida woman is facing a felony domestic violence charge after she allegedly tried to strike her girlfriend last night with a “female sex toy,” according to a police report.
Responding to call of an aggravated assault with a knife, a cop interviewed Tamara Cadet and Jantavia Taylor about a confrontation in the Bradenton home they have shared for more than a year.
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I'm dying to get one of these HP Touchpads for... →
imapervert:
Apple’s iPad completely crushed HP and their WebOS software, so they’re discontinuing the entire line. As a result their remaining stock may go on sale at a deeply discounted price, including their tablets.
As you guys know… I hate tablets and I think they’re a waste of money.. definitely not worth $400-$500 niggas are paying for it. But at $100 bucks…… HELL YEAH I’ll cop one.
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Giving your boss your cell number means
affectionateanarchy:
you run the risk of waking up to bullshit-ass texts about how you need to refocus because you have the lowest whole bean and via sales out of the entire store, and that you’re at 5% right now and have 5 weeks to make at least 30%.
Permission to blow me: granted.
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come on up to the house: Some facts about... →
selchieproductions:
Did you know that …
the Amazon, which is home to the highest number of uncontacted tribes in the world, is cleared, not only to make way for cattle, but also to make way for soy farms? In the process, hundreds of indigenous peoples are either killed or displaced.
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Student Guestworkers Sit-In at Hershey Factory –...
ziatroyano:
Today,hundreds of student guestworkers from around the world were joined by unemployed American workers and labor leaders in a factory sit-in at the Hershey’s Chocolate Company packing plant in Pennsylvania.
The students paid $3,000-$6,000 each to come to the U.S. this summer for what they thought would be a cultural exchange program through the State Department’s J-1 visa....
It’s just a good thing I can’t pack a gun on the Senate floor
– Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.)
Another day another Republican making veiled “just kidding” threats against people they disagree with.
(via stfuconservatives)
Also in the article, Coburn says something I agree with:
Coburn went on to say that most of the country’s problems were created by Congress...
I'm smiling all the time & I don't know what the...
Maybe slowly crawling out of the hole I’ve been wallowing in for the past… Well, since the vessel that held my faith in humanity & whatever higher power that may or may not exist cracked. Maybe it comes from finally accepting who & what I am. Maybe it’s accepting that life goes on whether I want it to or not, so there’s no other choice but to go on with it. Maybe...
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