April 2011
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got cussed the fuck out by a cat this afternoon.
A cat that:
A. shouldn’t be able to communicate so clearly to begin with
2. ain’t paid bill the first.
3. THAT SNUCK OUT THE DAMN DOOR LIKE HIS SCARY ASS TRIES TO DO EVERY DAY BUT NEVER GOES FURTHER THAN THE FRONT PORCH.
He got locked outside accidentally & spent about an hour by himself on the porch. Just to note, he has *never* been outside by himself in the 7 years...
March 2011
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HERES THE VERDICT PEOPLE I BEEN OFFER NICE LUMP OF...
Girls can't "fap".
yoshitaughtuwell:
cum-hamster:
Well, at least I can’t.
“Fap” is the noise made when a boy masturbates. Fap, fap, fap. The noise I make when I masturbate is, “schloosh”. Its a squishy, wet noise. A gushy noise. And only occasionally a slapping noise when I’m gently spanking my vulva.
Well, sometimes the noise I make sounds like, “OH FUCK, OH FUCK, FUCK YES, FUCK,”
But that’s just too much to...
The Straight Facts on Women in Poverty →
janedoe225:
Women are paid less than men, even when they have the same qualifications and work the same hours. Women who work full time earn only 77 percent of what men make—a 22 percent gap in average annual wages. Discrimination, not lack of training or education, is largely the cause of the wage gap. Even with the same qualifications, women earn less than men. In 2007, full time, year round...
“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on...”
– Miley Cyrus, on the overnight success of Rebecca Black.
[usmag.]
(via thedailywhat)
I do believe something is wrong with this
(via whatsajuthika)
Miley dear, just shhh…shhh…sit down.
(via thewanderingvillager)
She’s right though. It used to take more than an elementary song with a bad...
Got a hollaback from Macy's
in the gift reg department.
If i get it:
If not, i’m gonna come on here tomorrow & clown them like they’ve never been clowned before.
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“She is intelligent enough to understand what the world wanted of her: that she...”
– Vanessa Grigoriadis on Britney Spears in “The Tragedy of Britney Spears” (via sexidance)
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RT @SheAHotMama: OMG, this is the best seizure...
dumbesttweets:
*sigh* I just…
Tumble DC 25: Today in US Politics →
anarchistreview:
tophatconspiracy:
bluejaysandbackalleys:
The rights of workers for collecting bargaining in the US are being challenged in states like Wisconsin and Michigan. Elsewhere, positive depictions of unions are being removed from State Department of Labor buildings, and replaced with pro-management murals, because the bosses who utilized child labor, provided unsafe work...
attacking the racist abortion billboards, one at a...
ancestryinprogress:
BOOM.
I vote that the next version of this say:
“The most dangerous place for an African American child is in a neglected & underfunded public school system that builds prison cells based on his or her 4th grade scores.”
“It’s good to keep wide-open ears and listen to what everybody else has to say, but when you come to make a decision, you have to weigh all of what you’ve heard on its own, and place it where it belongs, and come to a decision for yourself; you’ll never regret it. But if you form the habit of taking what someone else says about a thing without checking it out for yourself, you’ll find that other...
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offensive food
transartorialism:
neutresex:
Nothing pisses me off more than having people get offended by dishes of my culture. As a young, first generation immigrant, food has been the primary bridge connecting my Americanized existence with my collective and traditional Vietnamese family. My mom cooks almost every single day after coming home from work. And it’s never the Stouffer’s family lasagna or the...
More African American men are in prison or jail,... →
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Whoever spearheaded this ain't shit.
But am i lying tho?
affectionateanarchy replied to your post: Okay re: Lil Kim’s mixtape
I think I’m laughing harder at the fact that you named the gif ‘patracoochiebrandish’ than if you had posted the actual gif.
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Okay re: Lil Kim's mixtape
Patracoochiebrandish.gif
Sorry, nicki you’re still prettier.
That one follower on Tumblr who always reblog your...
ancestryinprogress:
chocolate-covered:
right?
THIS!
Bank Of America Paid Nothing In Federal Income... →
Maaaan, FUCK these guys!
After Paying Zero Income Taxes, GE Plans To Ask... →
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Excuse me, WHAT?! Lawd, I'm about to start...
str8nochaser:
blessednbeautiful replied to your post:So anyway, I’m back. Did I miss any good fuckery?
did you see the post “dumbest tweets” put out about the man saying that deep down all women want to be raped at least once in their lives before they die?
IDK who that was that posted that, but someone should stab them right in they thoak so they can’t say anything else so...
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afroluffy asked: Hello there!
I noticed that you have an appreciation for geek culture. Please try to give http://populationgo.tumblr.com a look when you get the chance! It might interest you as it specializes in combining both geek and otaku culture. :)
Thanks!
PS - No need to reply to this. :)
I noticed that you have an appreciation for geek culture. Please try to give http://populationgo.tumblr.com a look when you get the chance! It might interest you as it specializes in combining both geek and otaku culture. :)
Thanks!
PS - No need to reply to this. :)
i wonder how that lawsuit would go....
negronomics:
lawyer: so mr. so&so tell me what happened the day those officers harassed you.
the too fresh kid: well you know i was just outside chillin with my niggas and my son right? then these cops just rolled up on me like “yo lil nigga you aint supposed to be that fresh and we dont like your baby either”. they tried to grab me while i was holdin my son but i shook the shit out them,...
Watchmizjenkins:
NYC SYSTEM SUCKS!
anotherdayinnyc:
THE 70 PCT.. IM RELEASING THIS VIDEO PRT 1.. OF HARRASMENT AND GRABING ME UP FOR BEING TO FRESH AND HAVING A BEAUTIFUL SON.. WENT THROUGHT THE WHOLE SYSTEM JUST TO GET DIS ORDELY CONDUCT.. I LOVE MY SON AND THEY VIOLATED HIM N ME.. PLEASE REBLOG SHOW OTHERS.. ILL BE POSTING THE OTHER VIDEOS OF THEM HARSSING ME..
fucking crazy
Yes...
"yo man why they arrest you?"
negronomics:
i was too fresh dawg, my skinny jeans was poppin and they aint like it…..
and they was hating on my seed.
Roland, you ain’t shit.
& BTW happy belated birthday.
