November 2011
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weian-fu: imapervert: thecheekyyone: sweetestdork: dmojones: livfastdiepreti: kidmarvel: swagkiddru: cuffyourdick: brandnew254: OMFG THIS JUST HAPPENED IN THE CLUB OMFG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tell Her She Go Hone Rite Now that pussy was shinen man WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK PLAY But? why does her body look like that? If you’re one of the chicks who hated the...
Nov 30th
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This is why we can't be friends.
When someone says they don’t know what to say to you after 4 goddamn months of silence, “okay” isnt the best response unless you were only out to stroke your paper-thin ego with a gushing emotional bullshit plea for attention. Stop it, okay? Just stop.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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What the fuck is moscato?
And why are niggas so thrilled by its existence?
Nov 28th
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Christina D... Straight. No Chaser.: White people... →
notesonascandal: thecurvature: I mean, I am white, so I’ve been taught how to do this by example my entire life. “Why are you assuming the sign writer meant BLACK crack dealers? Is it because you are racist and assume that all crack dealers are Black?” No, you jackass. I assume…
Nov 28th
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laeticia asked: ooooooh! your version of the yogurt conditioner sounds divine!
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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welp. I'm officially sick of being a smoker...
About to order that Blu cig thing. So long, disgusting 10-year habit! I won’t miss you, asshole!
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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so i'm trying to make the most of my 1st free...
& i figure it’s good time to sort through my DVDs since they’ve been in a box in the corner for forever (it’s been Netflix time all year) well, i decide to check my cope of Super Troopers to make sure it’s in the right box, when i notice that… it’s sticky. It’s sticky because the goddamn cat pissed in my DVD box, & now i want to sit his black ass...
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 23rd
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They're having a Turk-off at work right now.
These guys are nuts. (…) ain’t as gully as my last job, but they’re fun. But. If I get hit in the head with a balloon one mo’ gin, we’re boxing. You hear me (…)?
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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No More Auction Block For Me: Foreclosure firm... →
so-treu: abaldwin360: by Aaron Baldwin | Activate the Mechanism! Who remembers this picture? Those were employees of Steven J. Baum P.C. law firm, who held a Halloween party that was themed at mocking people who had lost their homes. As it turns out, that total lack of… -insert Angela Bassett as Frankie fat bitch walking away from a burning car.gif-
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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Why I h8 Björk.
Aside from the fact that she has those dots above her name, & said name sounds like a bad sneeze: She sings sooooo goddamn slow. Slow talkers are annoying enough, & now you want to serenade me all stuttering John style like that shit’s acceptable? Don’t get me wrong, She’s a brilliant composer (I guess) & has a great ear for experimentation, but goddamn bitch...
Nov 17th
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You are 102% African with a 2% margin of error
81% African (likely Nigerian), 15% european (grumble), 4% East Asian. I was expecting more detail, but this is cool too. Hi, me!
Nov 15th
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Everybody in here got iPhones iMacs iPads iPons...
Posted from Sunny’s iPhone.
Nov 14th
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Girl walks into a bar and...
1. Apparently I left like 2hours early yesterday (damn). Itd be nice if I could get through training before I start fucking up. Good job, sunny. 2. Uh. There was something else funny but I forgot. -YeShrug- apparently we get company-provided websites so. Okay then.
Nov 10th
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Rick Ross.
I still don’t understand how that mouth-breathing’ ass nigga has a rap career. How you gonna bust rhymes when it sounds like you’re either: a. In desperate need of an aspirator & maybe a eucalyptus-infused humidifier to clear out all that phlegm, B. just walked off the set of the Roots sequel, entitled, “Roots II: I Lost a Foot For This!?” or C. Eating roast...
Nov 9th
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President Obama walked past the N-word on his way... →
omgfactsofficial: President Obama walked past the N-word on his way to the Oval Office! Ruby Bridges was the only black girl to attend a white public school in New Orleans, soon after desegregation was…
Nov 7th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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Welp. my phone's broke again.
So if you been calling or textin, i didn’t get shit!
Nov 5th
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Listenvoguinggifs: Jay Karan - I Don’t Like that...
Nov 4th
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Maaaaan...
I seent the pictures of myself from last night & goddamn. I’m glad my new running shoes came in today because i was looking fat as hell in that costume. God…
Nov 1st
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