November 2011
Having a hard time holding my tongue tonight.
Nov 1st
October 2011
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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WatchWatch
actionhank: t-r-a-n-s-l-u-c-e-n-t: unicornhorse: i know what’s going on i think eating apple sauce and cup of noodle laughing at that ^ and whatever this is oh my god the beginning is how I sound when I orgasm … Someone please make a gif of the guy pelvic thrusting in on that wheely thingy.
Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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Please help my friend Monica →
mr-charming: Stand in Solidarity with Monica Taylor Monica Taylor needs your help. In her own words she has been on a life long “fist fight with the medical system” and now faces criminal charges for an act she did not commit. For years now, Monica has been dealing with a slowly progressive neurological condition called Ataxia. This condition, unfortunately, was not diagnosed until recently. 5...
Oct 27th
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what is the most you'd pay for a *graphic*...
gamerecognlzegame: infernalmachsofaperversemind: xn—b6h: infernalmachsofaperversemind: $500, maybe $1000 definitely would appreciate a serious, honest answer though. I am serious bruh. I already own a few shirts that I paid $200-300 for each, so $500 isn’t a stretch or $1000 if it’s special. Did these shirts give blowjobs?  Really, my nigga? No, seriously. You don’t see a...
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Three children are looking for their mother, too... →
blackandmissing: It’s been two weeks since a 30-year-old South Side mother of three dropped out of sight. Latasha Nevitt was last seen walking to a convenience store five blocks from her home in the 1300 block of West 107th Street, CBS 2’s Mike Parker reports. On Oct. 10, the young dental technician student set out on foot and headed for a food mart and liquor store on 112th street, east of...
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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imapervert: thecheekyyone: sweetestdork: dmojones: livfastdiepreti: kidmarvel: swagkiddru: cuffyourdick: brandnew254: OMFG THIS JUST HAPPENED IN THE CLUB OMFG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tell Her She Go Hone Rite Now that pussy was shinen man WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK PLAY But? why does her body look like that? If you’re one of the chicks who hated the irrational...
Oct 25th
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Do Women need more degrees than Men? →
fuckyeahgenderstudies: stfusexists: feistyfeminist: feministdykeslut: The study’s other main finding is that a woman generally needs more degrees than a man in order to earn the same amount of money. For example, the average woman must obtain a Ph.D in order to keep pace with the average bachelor’s degree-holding man. “The women’s story is grand and dismal,” concluded Carnevale. After...
Oct 23rd
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So I was gonna sign into twitter out of boredom...
But then I realized that I changed the username a few days ago & don’t remember what it is. Oops?
Oct 23rd
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“ALL YOUR TOES LOOK LIKE BIG TOES.”
– Ugly Americans
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Scene: sitting on the table, playing tetris.
Me (cause I’m losing): fuck. Fuck. FUCK YOU, TETRIS I QUIT. Pedostache: what’s wrong, sunny? Me: nothing. I just really fucking hate you. -trollface.jpg- Him: … Me: ……….. JAY KAY!!! Kinda… I hurt he feelings. Hahahaha.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
angrymatingsquirrels: Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is! Me: Please, god, no— Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!! Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious Me: Please, guys, calm down— Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I’M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. Brain: And now I’m ugly! shbdksdnksbn Torso:...
Oct 19th
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Portraits - Kat Chr - @menamekatchr
kwesiabbensetts: Kat Chr - She came to NY from jamaica to work on some personal music projects and a mutual friend, Sade Bully, introduced us. We collaborated on this shoot, Kat bringing her energy and I my astounding abilities.@menamekatchr Those lines on her forehead tell me she has one hell of a story. i’d lay her on my busoms & listen to her talk about everything for hours on...
Oct 19th
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You everbeen too drunk to sleep?
i’m at that point now Ask me some quesshins to keep me awake.
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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I remember when I went natural,
thagoodthings: Everyone laughed at me, said I was stupid for cutting off all my hair, & even saying I was “depressed” because I did that. But now, it’s 2011. & I guess it’s a “trend” to go natural, those same ppl who said that shit are the ones asking me for advice on natural hair. I straight-up HOLLERED at this post that gif could not be more perfect! -wipes tears-
Oct 17th
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So I randomly got an offer to become partner on...
Whatever you say? Maybe this is my opportunity to be the cynical lesbian version of B. Scott.
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
I'M OFF WORK TOMORROW AND I'M GONNA SMOKE AND...
affectionateanarchy: OMGAW THAT GIF.
Oct 12th
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Got an interview for team lead.
I’m bout to walk in that bitch like
Oct 11th
Did any of you guys ever do the 23andMe ancestry...
fuckyeahcaribbean: I got my results 10 days ago. It took 29 days exactly for them to come in, from the time that the lab received my results. The last 10 days have indeed been a whirlwind. Discovering cousins from all over the world, discovering ancestry that I didn’t know I had, etc. Craziness!  I know that I’ve done like 5 posts on this already, but I thought I’d share my results with you...
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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“Human beings in a mob What’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a...”
– From the only halfway decent song on Watch the Throne
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Why Chinua Achebe Won’t Sell Out For 50 Cent, ‘Not...
naijaboi: Why Chinua Achebe Won’t Sell Out For 50 Cent, ‘Not Even For A Billion Dollars’ http://afripopmag.com/culture/why-chinua-achebe-wont-sell-out-for-50-cent-not-even-for-a-billion-dollars/ Not everything has a price, as mogul rapper Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson with misguided and over simplified views on philanthropy in Africa will have just found out. He was in a fierce court battle for...
Oct 9th
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geekscoutcookies: Sagittarius Oct 8 2011 You have been traveling down a very, very long path with a certain endeavor in your life. It may be a relationship, it might be related to your career, or it could have something to do with investments and your financial future. Whatever it is, though, it has been grueling for you at times. Quite often you have felt as though you weren’t making progress...
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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So I've been more of an asshole than usual lately....
Attitude on full swole for no reason at all, just ripping into folks at the slightest provocation. I’m surprised that no one has slapped the hell out of me by now. Hah.
Oct 8th