October 2010
Just got finished greasing my scalp
I feel like my moist & comfortable scalp & I can conquer the world now.
September 2010
WatchI don’t know what makes me angrier, the fact that Bishop Eddie Longstroke has been trickin’ off with peoples’ tithe money (Isn’t he the same one who was about to let Evander Holyfield lose his house after ol’ boy paid him $22mil in tithes n’shit?) or the fact that so many gullible, brainwashed coons would STILL flock to this man’s “church”...
hellhoundonmytrail:
Skip James “Hard Time...
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Recently.
Some woman asked me if my nose was natural.
That’s mad ironic since my mom wanted me to get rhinoplasty at 16. She said it was too wide & niggerish. Why is “niggerish” in my phone’s saved vocabulary? I’ve never used that word before. Do better, Apple programmers.
tamburina:
Each man’s hell is in a different place: mine is just up and behind my ruined face.
Charles Bukowski
“Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that...”
– Alice Walker
If this isn’t right on time…
(spotted at Zora & Alice)
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I just want my pussy ate.
obligatory reblog.
*thumbs through iphone contacts…*
I feel so tired today.
Watchthedailywhat:
S Is For Smackdown of the Day: Come-At-Me Elmo: A man who dresses as Elmo for a living says he was attacked by a belligerent drummer near his place of employment while in full costume. Jeramie Trespalacios managed to defend himself by tossing the perp into a nearby display case.
“It looks good for the kids,” Trespalacios told CNN. “Elmo’s kicking butt, keeping society good.”
...
I quit fashion.
Really. I fucking quit.
Reblog if you speak three languages?
her-masquerade:
(NAH no ones gonna reblog this……… lol)
Haaay.
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My age & gender, according to pictriev.com
Finally, the face matches the voice.
AND people I look like. I’m surprised Tiger Woods ain’t in there this time.
Aaaand now i’m going to finish cleaning my garage. Alright.
30 days LGBT challenge, revised - Part 2
Day 2
Day 11 - Your favorite LGBT book (or one you’d like to read)
Don’t have one yet, honestly. I’m not really the type to actively seek out books about teh gays for some reason. They’re usually preachy/whiny/dry & make my toes itch. I absolutely adore everything by Zora Neale Hurston, but (as far as i know) she never wrote anything about being a lesbian so. Yeah. BUT if...
Bono Foundation Shells Out Big Bucks For Executive... →
fyeahafrica:
theafricatheynevershowyou:
Earlier this month, we reported that while U2’s highly outspoken Africa proponent, Bono, uses the poverty-stricken nation to produce 100% of the t-shirts for his eco-fashion label Edun, he outsources the majority of the additional pieces in his line to Asia and Peru. Ouch. That’s not what you’d expect from a socially conscious brand designed to help lift...
“That’s what happens when you let bitches fist you like they do in those creepy...”
– Shaquaun (via affectionateanarchy)
LMAO, obligatory reblog for the copious amounts of what-the-fuckery in this quote.
The feeling when you take off your bra after a...
BEST fucking feeling in the world.
30 days LGBT challenge, revised
Because own have the patience to do this over a month, we’re gonna do it in 3 posts.
You’re welcome.
Day 1 - Your sexual orientation or gender identity. Be creative in your definition.
Neither here nor there. I’m too hard to play the Goodie Goodwife role for very long, & too soft to give up my shoe collection (pry them from my cold dead hands). Call it what you want,...
Tonight feels like a good night to get my drink...
Maybe i’ll even paint something. I tried to paint a heart last nite & it ended up looking like a dragonfruit, but it’s aiight tho. It’s art & therefore is open to any bullshit interpretation I feel like attaching to it.
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WatchTell me that Karaoke to this song would’nt be AWESOME.
BrklynBreed: Is she an AG or just a cross dresser? →
brklynbreed:
I’ve seen numerous tweets, blogs and posts dedicated to bashing aggressive women, affectionately known as AGs. However, whenever I read a description of the people being bashed, they possess no characteristics of a true AG. Instead, they are usually petty, disrespectful, poor excuses for women,…
