July 2010
Black Eyed Peas has the whackest rhymes EVER. Yes, even more wiggidy-whack than Gucci Mane’s remedial ass. They play that “meet me halfway” shit every 37 minutes at work, & every time it comes on I feel like going upstairs & busting out the speakers. What a waste of good composition. Rick Ross, nigga, that last line goes double for you.
Jul 31st
Here we go again...
Checking the email obsessively, jumping every time the damn phone rings hoping it’s you. But it never is. Fuck.
Jul 31st
Dammit.
Niggas always popping up right when you think you’re over them. But in other news, my ridiculous senior collection got me invited to houston fashion week! Alright.
Jul 30th
All work & no play makes Jack Sunny a dull boy.
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
Carrie, you’re a liar, a thief, & a hack. Anyone who still trusts, respects or even associates with you is a fool. Don’t like what I just said? Fight me.
Jul 27th
Hmm. HMM.
Jul 23rd
Those Toms shoes. Y’know, the ones that look like prison-issue slippers that all the teenz are wearing? Well, they’re really comfortable. & I like the one-for-one deal. This job is making me a bitch.
Jul 20th
Y’know, since I cut all my hair off, a lot more people have been saying I’m ugly, or treating me like the ugly girl (you know what I mean). Did that nappy lion’s mane distract these fuckers from my face that much? HMM. philosoraptor pose
Jul 18th
omgfactsofficial: The hole you put your arm through in a shirt is called the “armsaye”. (source) Err, it’s actually an “armscye”, or at least that’s what I was always taught. But whateva.
Jul 15th
“All you gotta do is fight back. Win or lose, just fight back. Or you can suck...”
– I Love You, Philip Morris
Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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Monster Squad!!!
Love this movie foralways. Alright.
Jul 13th
I almost didn't come in today
Which wouldve been bad since my sales are ridic today. AND I re-snatched a coworker’s wig by selling the sportcoat he was trying to sell to my guy. I was just gonna cuss his ass out & maybe challenge him to fisticuffs Ron Burgundy style, but this is even better. Mmm. Hooray grudges! Hah.
Jul 12th
bad music through ghetto blaster headphones =...
I have to work in the morning. Aaaaaalright.
Jul 9th
WatchWatch
My reaction, in three acts emoticons. -____- O_____O XDDDD
Jul 4th
theonliestone-deactivated201008 asked: hey there! i don't ebmost know you but i started following you because my friend ichasethedevil was following you and reblogged a lot of your stuff, which i thought was cool/funny. me llamo pudding (like the jello but the 'g' is silent). do you have a nickname?
Jul 2nd
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The next few months are gonna be CRAZY awesome.
Houston & Atlanta, get ready.
Jul 2nd
I'm out of clean draws.
time to do some laundry, then.
Jul 2nd
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