June 2010
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“Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see, I calls ya Chris Handsome. I...”
– The Boondocks - A Date with the Booty Warrior
Jun 29th
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Mosquitoes don't deserve to live.
I just smushed a mosquito on my hand that was so full of my blood that it made a “squish” sound. Disgusting.
Jun 28th
“Orel: What do you do when you don’t like someone, reverend? rev. Putty:...”
– Moral Orel 313 - Honor
Jun 28th
Crazy person habits.
I name my dressforms. All of them. The big guh is Dressy Bessy, the skinty one is Miss Honnay (I know you hear me calling you, miss honnay…) & the half-scale is Minnie the Moocher. Because I stole her from school. It’s alright. They never used the 1/2 scales anyway.
Jun 22nd
I’m kind of kicking myself for waiting so long to try the goat cheese quesadilla at CM. It was SO good that I almost want to have sex with the chef to show my gratitude. The rice was good, too.
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
Thierry Muglier’s Alien smells like a fresh orgasm. Go to the mall & sample some & tell me I’m lyin’.
Jun 17th
Das parfum.
If you’ve seen the film, then you know it’s gross. If you’ve read the book, them you know the film is bollocks by comparison, but still good. And creepy. Anyway, out of all the gross & skin-crawly scenes in the movie, the part that makes me the most squeamish is at the beginning, when Jean Baptiste first goes into the city & he’s breathing up all the white...
Jun 17th
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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I can’t wait for this day to be over. I really can’t. Three hours left.
Jun 13th
I’m so fucking stressed out that I’ve been crying at work, because I respond to everything with tears. Today I lied & said it was a migraine. It was really my bank balance. It never ends, with “it” of course being “the complete & utter bullshit fucking fucked-up life i’ve somehow created.”
Jun 13th
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Gimme, gimme, gimme. All I hear is gimme this gimme that. Goddammit get a job! DX
Jun 11th
“What’s black & white & me all in there? don’t you mean red...”
– Jerri Blank
Jun 11th
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Goddamnit I hate people. What the hell was I thinking going into a field so dependent on socializing? God, I want to set all of these people on fire.
Jun 9th
Soft hands are creepy.
That is all.
Jun 9th
my hair is growing out to the point that i have to brush it, so today without trying i have waves, kinda. Don’t know how i feel about that. Did this make any sense at all?
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Dear Slim Thug (And those that think like him) →
Dear Slim Thug (And those that think like him): I’m not going to soften the blow of my letter by hurling witty insults at you or by presenting this letter in an indignant manner because I want the full weight of what I have to say to be felt; not just heard or read but felt. The Open Season that’s been going on against Black Women since the beginning of 2010 is over. No longer will she be the...
Jun 8th
Jun 8th
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yellingaway: from nappykus to beyond: slim thug is... →
… Read more: http://www.rippdemup.com/2010/06/slim-thug-launches-assault-on-black.html#ixzz0qEQ8eO3t So um, excuse me for a second, before you make your case, there are some *ehem* valid points. Like wanting sistas to take a break from the “independent women” shit and take a piece…
Jun 8th
Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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“It breaks my heart to see you womenladies out here workin’ that 9-to-5,...”
– A cartoon nigga with gold teefuses, voiced by a real-life nigga with gold teefuses.
Jun 2nd
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OH MY GOD. OH. My God. →
Wait, what’s that loud ringing i hear in the distance? Oh, it sounds like someone just turned on the
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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I didn't do shit today.
…aaaand it was blissful. I sat on my ass alone in the house & played on the internet/watched porn all day & it was the most fun i’ve had since i just don’t know when.  Well, i cleaned my sewing room a little, but not well.
Jun 2nd
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st