May 2010
The more you look like a girl, the more I feel like a boy.
– Cyclona - Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
I want a huge bowl of rice for dinner.
That is all.
Mister Rogers seems to have been almost exactly the same off-screen as he was...
– mental_floss Blog » 15 Reasons Mister Rogers Was the Best Neighbor Ever (via bowfolk)
(& my emotional ass completely teared up when i read this. ILU Mr. Rogers!!)
April 2010
How do you say, "too soon" in Espanol?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: yow
You: or, "buenos dias"
You: i wonder if you can get deported from the internets?
Stranger: ha ha hw do u mean ?
You: I es gato muerto in mis pantalones. ay yi yi!
You: HOHSHIT LA MIGRA! ruuuunnnn!!!
You have disconnected.
Arizona Ethnic Studies Classes Banned, Teachers... →
seaponies:
(via katacrow)
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME. FUCKKKKKK. That’s the only response I can have at this moment. I feel like this is one really long, bad SNL sketch gone way too far and I just want it to end and awkwardly laugh because it wasn’t fucking funny.
I’ll bet you $17 & two yams that we’re next.
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omgfactsofficial:
Giraffes can’t yawn. Pretty much all warm-blooded and cold-blooded animals yawn. Birds, fish, mammals, and of course, people. An average human will yawn 250,000 times in one lifetime, and animals have been photographed yawning all the time. However, neither giraffes nor whales have ever been caught yawning.
re: picture - Wait. What?
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Gurl, don't get your wig snatched.
Goodmorning, loves. I’m in a terrible mood today. Alright.
I wanna marry a lady/boi/ladyboi just like Syd Blakovich. Shit.
Someone misplace a fandom?!
ichasethedevil, you’re welcome.
Aaaand now i’m really gone. ^_____^v
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GONE
But jj.am sucked me in.
Enjoy.
PAM GRIER LEFT RICHARD PRYOR PARTLY DUE TO COCAINE... →
… Grier recounts the conversation with her doctor:
He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”
“No,” I said, astonished.
“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is...
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Goodnite, & God Bless.
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Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! You’re Dildo Gaggins! This is a porno! Bend her...
– Stroker & Hoop
Wellp.
There’s nothing left for me in The States, so i guess i might as well take one of those “teaching abroad” jobs.
I hear that capitol punishment is still in in Korea… HMMM.
Shit.
Girl, you know i love you more than paid bills.
– Kid Fury (ILUBB!!)
Write one leaf about worship music.
(via writeoneleaf)
New Oklahoma Law Will Put Details Of All Abortions... →
squidlove:
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kriiistina:
A new Oklahoma law will require the details of every abortion to be posted on a public website. Proponents say this will prevent abortion — apparently by shaming and burdening women and doctors.
Are you fucking serious?
Excuse me? What the fuck has gotten into America, lately?
I can’t even… What??
No. Words.
BUT I HAVE...
Goodnite, everyone!
Useless talent of the whatever, #437
I don’t have a gag reflex. Like, at all. I still think about going into prostitution, or “escorting” for the delusional bitches. Whatevs.
Write one leaf about sorting the laundry.
(via writeoneleaf)
Black, black, black, black, black… grey T-shirt. Hmm. This blue is dark enough to count as black. Black, black… uhh. What colour is this? Puce? God, i hate puce. It’s like a homely ghetto girl named Quasha. It doesn’t surprise you to find out it’s ugly. Wait. What was I doing?
Oh yeah. Laundry.
Black, black, black, black, black, black, black,...
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Forgive me. Let live me. Set my spirit free.
– Antony & the Johnsons
It’s just no fun when you hate the person you’ve become. Bitter, lonely...
– DNTEl - Roll On
Off to the show dress rehearsal.
Wish me luck (meaning, wish that i don’t have another panic attack & pass out). ^__________^v
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.
Last nite i had a massive panic attack. Like, blacking out, cant breathe, someone-pass-me-a-paper-bag-&-a-noose type panic attack. I haven’t had one of those since 2008.
Aaaand you needed to know that because i just wanted an excuse to post another stupid gif. Alright.
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WTF is "wei an fu, damn your hide?" →
Comfort women (Japanese: 慰安婦 ianfu?) or military comfort women (Japanese: 従軍慰安婦 jūgun-ianfu?), a euphemism for the up to 200,000 women who were forced to serve in the Japanese army’s brothels during World War II. Historians and researchers into the subject have stated that the majority came from Korea, China and other occupied territories, recruited by force or deception to serve as...
It was once my life’s aspiration to learn how to say, “I have a dead cat in my pants” in as many languages as possible. I got up to 5 (English, Spanish, Mandarin, Japanese, & Korean) before i got bored/forgot.
Shut up.
I changed my tumblr name.
See, there really was a reason to get out of bed today! -______-
Write one leaf about gastrointestinal distress.
(via writeoneleaf)
Back in 2006-2007 when i was still living in Guangzhou, Ceci & I were sitting around talking about people with unfortunate names. She told me about one of her classmates, whose name was dúzi tēng, which translated to a perfectly respectable meaning, buuuuut shared tones with a forever hilarious term: loose bowels.
Basically, this kid was named diarrhea. Alright.