April 2010
NO I can’t stop yelling! Ain’t you ever seen my movies? Juice? That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A fuckin’ shark ate me!
Drank, bitch!
March 2010
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I always get my hair perfect on days when i ain’t got shit to do.
WHY ME, LAWD?
Put your mouth on a sausage!
Spending the evening with Lord of the Rings, nutella & vanilla soy milk. Hopefully the sugary, chocolatey paste will take my mind off my raging hormones & constantly flushed cheeks.
I haven’t been this… tense, since well. Ever. It’s like I’m going through a second, more intense puberty. Or a first, since I spent my teens ignoring & supressing my sexuality out...
Harpo? Harpo who these people?
Seriously. Not that i’m not secretly elated to have increasing innanet popularity or anything, but what is up with all these new followers?
G’on on then. Explain yourselves.
"M.I.L.F." (Matronly Individual Looking...
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Action, bastard.
I feel so uncomfortable today for a number of reasons. Like I’m walking around naked with a big sign around my neck telling all of my secrets. Like everyone knows.
What the actual fuck.
“Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are.”
– Frank Sinatra
Possibly the best bootyshakin .gif ever
glitterousclitoris:
imapervert:
WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS THAT I AM FEELING OMGAW.
No seriously. This gif is leaving me all kinds of confused.
m0n3d4:
guerrillamamamedicine:
loveyourchaos:
tiresome:milktrees: Sapiosexual (n): a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others. Sapiosexual (adj): of, or relating to, finding intellectual stimulation sexually arousing.
Interesting.
Extremely interesting!
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Texas Board Of Education
thisisawkwardsorry:
I know I posted about this recently, but I just came across some more “provisions” that my state is implementing into its curriculum.
• Removal of any mention of Dolores Huerta, a co-founder of the UFW and important activist. The board decided that she is a bad role model for children because she was a socialist.
• A ban on teaching anything about the holiday of Martin Luther...
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My root, & how it prevented me from heterosexual...
I was randomly thinking about how long I’ve been gay, & WELL.
My first kiss from a girl was in first grade. I slammed her against a wall & planted one dead on her. She slapped the shit out of me, then kissed me back. That is some intense shit right there, man. I don’t remember the girl’s name but I remember her face, & I remember sneaking off to the bathroom where...
Of course, the day when my hair is looking fly as fuck is the day it decides to rain. I shouldve taken a pic.
It was a joint statement
sharingtime:
It’s been announced that TV’s #1 comedy “Two and a Half Men,” will produce two fewer episodes this year because Charlie Sheen is going to rehab. Asked to comment, drugs and alcohol replied, “You’re welcome.”
That is awful!! :oO
Sharing Time!: Truth is beauty, but so is youth →
My wife was getting ready to go out with her ladyfriends. She slipped on a provocative dress.
“Jesus, do you have to look like a whore every time you go out with your friends?” I asked.
“I dress like this because if I run into your goddamn girlfriend at the bar I want to look hotter than she does.”
“Please don’t try to look better than my girlfriend. She’s younger than you. The battle has...
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“I don’t get along with any of my professors at st. Philips. I didn’t...”
– My facebook status yesterday, that was too funny to not share.
LOL random.
I was thinking about signing up for an account on fuckmylife.com so I could post:
“I was born black & female, and I’m a lesbian. Fuck my life.”
I have awesomely horrible taste in women.
So, I kind of tried to Mack on a Muslim girl.
I’m not sure if she realizes it, & if she does, I’m not sure she turned me down.
Alright.
“I live everyday trying to survive in this world where it is everyone against the...”
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a white man left this comment on that blog. and it’s not satire.
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This is why I can’t stand white people.
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HAHA oh fucking hell
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LEMME TELL YOU...